The poorly installed doorbell

There was this man and woman fucking in the bedroom when suddenly there was the sound of a loud truck.

“Oh shit! My husband is home!” said the woman. “Quick! Go hide in the closet!”

So the man hid as best has he could. In just a moment the husband entered the bedroom with a baseball bat.
“Where is the son of a bitch, I know he is here…”

The wife responded, “Honey you’re home early, what are you talking about?”

The husband said “You’re not fooling anyone; I know you’ve been fucking some one behind my back and I know he is here somewhere.” So the husband goes about the bedroom searching, bat in hand, when he decides to look in the closet.

Throwing clothes around and boxes, he looks up and sees a set of balls hanging down. He looks at his wife and says “What the hell is this!”

She stutters “Oh th- that’s the new doorbell system that I had installed today…”

“Doorbell system, eh?” says the husband, “I think we should try them out.” He taps the balls with the bat. No sound. “Babe I don’t think our new bell system works properly” says the husband.

The wife replies “Um well I guess I’ll have to call the installers back and get them to look at it again tomorrow.”

He says “Maybe I just didn’t hit them hard enough…” So he makes a small swing at the balls. No sound. “Yes I do believe these bells are broken my dear” he says.

She says “I can’t believe that they would do such a bad job installing this system, as I said I will call them tomorrow.”

He says “Well, maybe I still didn’t hit them hard enough…” This time he swings as hard as he can. The man in the closet screams **“TINGLE-LING! MOTHERFUCKER! TINGLE-LING”**

Edit: Formatted for easier reading