Two hobos are sitting around a campfire, cooking up some squirrel and talking about good luck.
The first hobo says, "My luckiest day was the day I found a wallet with $150.00 in it and NO ID. I was drunk for a week straight."
The scond hobo says, "My luckiest day was the day I found a woman tied up on the train tracks. I untied her and we had sex for the rest of the afternoon."
"No way." said the first hobo. "Did you get a blowjob too?"
"Nope." Replied the second hobo "I couldn't find her head anywhere"
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