a lady journalist tracks down Tarzan , he consents to give her an interview. After a while she spots that he has a hardon. She asks him what he does for sex. He points to a hole in a nearby tree and explains that this is what he uses for sex. She took of her clothes and told him he was in for a treat. He asked her where he would put it, she showed him her pussy. He said ok and she lay down and he walked up to her and kicked her in the fud after rolling about in agony for a while she recovered a bit and she asked him what the hell did you do that for, and he replied " squirrel no bite Tarzan again "
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