A Major gets posted in the desert.....

in the camp the Sergeant briefed him about the camp and before going he whispers to him, ' When we are horny we use the camel'.
The major ignores this and 6 months pass.Finally one night out of desperation the major orders the sergeant to bring the camel and a tall stool.When both the stool and the camel arrives , he takes down his pants and climbs up the stool. He then starts to bang the camel and asks the sergeant , 'Is this what you do when you are horny huh?'.

The sergeant replies ' Sir, what i meant was that we use the camel to get to hookers'.

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