Nudist Dilemma (Very NSFW)

A very attractive nudist couple (Sam and Julie) are laying by the lagoon when an overzealous bee flies straight into Julie's crotch. The couple spot this and Sam tries to swat the bee away. Freaking out, the bee begins to go inside and buries itself deep inside her Vag.


It is now the couples turn to freak out and they begin ranting and raving, attracting the attention of a male passer by (John). After calming the couple down a little, they begin to explain to him how there is a bee deep insider her Vag.


John has an idea, that Sam should rub honey onto his Penis and insert it into Julie's Vag which should attract the bee, which in turn should make the bee get out. The couple thinks this is a good idea to try but unfortunately Sam can't rise to the occasion.


John however has a raging erection and not wanting to pass up potentially penetrating the beautiful Julie, he wearily suggests that he be the one to do it. Sam is hesitant but can see how much discomfort Julie is in, so he allows this.

With that, John honey's up his Penis and inserts it into Julies V. The bee however is having none of it, so John starts slowly going in deeper and deeper but the bee is still not budging. John says "screw this" and goes in as deep as he can and starts thrusting as hard as he can...


Whilst Julie starts moaning with excitement, Sam loses it and yells at John asking him "What the fuck do you think you're doing !!" - To which John replies "There's been a change of plan mate................ I'm going to drown the little bastard!"

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