The teacher decided to give the class a pop quiz on this week's spelling words.
"Now, class, you are to spell the words, then use them in a sentence," explains the teacher.
"The three words are hotel, stigma, and homosexual."
So Little Johnny stands up and says, "OK, Teach, I'll give it a shot. First word, H-O-T-E-L. The president asked Monica to keep their affair under wraps, but Linda Tripp made the ho tel."
Teacher says, "Uh, that's not the correct way to use that word, try another one."
Little Johnny says, "Alright teach, S-T-I-G-M-A. The president said to Monica, "I want you to stig ma cigar in you know what."
Teacher says, "Now, Johnny. You spelled the word right, but didn't use it correctly!"
"OK, teach, how 'bout this? H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L. The president asked Monica not to wear any panties because he thought it made the ho mo sexual!"
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