A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Little Johhny, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"
She yells, "Whose Little Johhny?"
A kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Little Johhny."
"Well, Johhny, your staying after school!"
The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."
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