A gem from my History teacher...

(This is in apropos of discussion about opiates being given to the elderly to make them drowsy)

When my grandfather died, I found out that the care home he'd been at had been giving him Viagra. Shocked, I asked why and was told "it stops them rolling out of bed".

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