Retaliation

What to do if you fall in a conversation with someone over the
terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation.


1.Engage in a conversation, and ask if military force is
appropriate.


2.When he says "NO," ask, "Why not?"


3.Wait untill he says something to the effect of "Because that
would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and
we shouldn't cause more violence.


4.When he is mid-sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you
can.


5.When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be
a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that
would be awful and he shouldn't cause more violence.


6.Wait till he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional
violence.


7. Punch him in the face again, harder this time.


REPEAT STEPS 5 THROUGH 7 UNTIL HE UNDERSTANDS THAT SOMETIMES
IT'S NECESSARY TO STRIKE BACK!