One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to
pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'. The
Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a
dozen roses waiting at his door. A Cop goes for a haircut and he
also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry,
I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'.
The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a
dozen Donuts waiting at his door. An Indian goes for a haircut
and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; 'I'm
Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community
Service'. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his
shop, Guess what he finds there - A dozen Indians waiting for a
free haircut......
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