The first one says "my girlfriend is going to be pissed when I get home, I'm really gonna be in the dog-wood house when I get home"
The second one says "I know what you mean, my old lady has been pollen me all night."
The third says "if these tree puns don't stop I'm gonna have to leaf!"
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