An old G.P. and his nurse were on the train, going to a Medical Conference.
Opposite them was a man furiously scratching his elbow?
"I wonder what's the matter with him?" asked the nurse.
"He's a patient of mine and, in confidence, I can tell you that he suffers
badly from hemorrhoids," replied the G.P.
"Well, why he's scratching his elbow?" asked the puzzled nurse.
"Oh, he's a politician, and he doesn't know his ass from his elbow."
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