**What did the leper card player do when he got a crappy deal?**
He threw in his hand.
**Did you hear about the leper cowboy?**
He threw his leg over his horse.
**Did you hear about the leper wanker?**
It came off in his hand.
**What did the leper say to he prostitute?**
Keep the tip!
**What do you call a leper in a bathtub?**
Porridge.
**Did you hear what happened to the leper who walked into a screen door?**
He strained himself.
**Why did the leper get kicked out of the colony?**
For dipping his bread in his friends neck.
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