...John the manager walks by and one of them asks: "Hey John, do you have any tattoos?" John lets out a sigh "I wouldn't be allowed to show it at the office" and walks away.
Fast forward to Friday night and John takes everyone out to the bar for a round of drinks. Everyone is drinking having a great time when one of the girls brings up the tattoo. "Come on John, we're not at the office now, what's your tattoo?" John finally comes clean "If you have to know, it's a gopher and it's right on my left butt cheek." Everyone starts chanting "Show it! Show it! Show it!"
John finally gives in at this point. He jumps up on the bar, ass towards everyone, and slowly starts to pull his pants down. "See it yet?" everyone responds "no." He pulls his pants down a little further "See it now?" again, everyone responds "no." Before anyone know's it, he's standing on the bar, pants around his ankles and an aggravated John says one more time "DO YOU SEE IT YET?!" People are looking all over his ass trying to see it coming up empty. John, showing increasing frustration "You guy's really don't see it?" Everyone is kinda looking at each other..."no." John turns around and trys to look down at his own ass:
"Huh, I guess it went back in its hole."
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