Creation of the Grand Canyon
How was the Grand Canyon created?
A Jew dropp...
Gopher Jokes
Knock KnockWho's there?Gopher!Gopher who!Gopher broke!
Knock KnockWho's there?Gopher!Gopher who!Gophe...
Virtual Poetry
Remember when ram meant just a male sheep
And ...
My girlfriend thinks the gopher from Caddy Shack is a good dancer...
But, I think he's alright.
My friend told me he was going to live underground.
I said to gopher it
My friend said he wanted to live in a hole
I said gopher it
What do rodents do after dinner?
Gopher a walk.
Poisoning a gopher (an old joke)
We had a gopher problem in the back yard, so I ...
Whats a motivational word for a gopher?
Gopher' it.
How was the grand canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole
Ripped a mole off my face today...
Gotta stop looking down gopher holes...
What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?
Just gopher it.