The Bakery

A guy named Rajesh works at a bakery in Karachi, Pakistan. As a gopher, he is obligated to serve the baker. One day the baker says
"Raj, go and get me a bag of flour."
Raj goes to get the bag and puts it on his head. Unfortunately the bag breaks and covers him from head to toe. Dejected, he walks back to the kitchen.
"Oh my goodness Raj! What happened?"

"Well, I was carrying the bag of flour above my head and it broke so now I am going to go home and come back in 20 minutes."

He walks out to the lobby where he meets the receptionist.
"Oh my goodness Raj! What happened?"

"Well, I was carrying the bag of flour above my head and it broke so now I am going to go home and come back in 20 minutes."

Hopping on the same bus he rides everyday, the bus driver inquires:
"Oh my goodness Raj! What happened?"

"Well, I was carrying the bag of flour above my head and it broke so now I am going to go home and come back in 20 minutes."

This happens a few more times on the way home. At the door to his home, he climbs the stairs, puts the key in the lock, and begins to twist when he is spotted by his neighbour.

"Oh my goodness, Raj! What happened?"

"GODDAMMIT! I have only been white for 10 minutes and already you fucking Pakis are getting on my nerves!"

Edit: changed the spelling of the racial slur so as to (oddly enough) be less offensive? Not sure how that works yet.