And they came to a mutual agreement... That sailors kill them too much... For meat... For fat.... And so on.
So they plotted a revenge! They were to find a fishing boat, get under it and blow some water out of their blowholes to capsize the ship... And so they did it! They found a suitable ship, and managed to capsize it!
But now... There's so many sailors in the water... So one whale says "Hey... How about we eat them now? It would be sort of poetic justice, they're eating us, as well", and the other whale says to that "Now hold on... I did agree to a blowjob... I did not agree to swallow the sea-men!"
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If u don't get it, u must be under 7 years old. ^_^
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