And is depressed that no one will buy it. He meets with his friend and tells him he is depressed because no one wants to buy his car. His friend then gets an idea and says "why don't you go to the store and buy a Mercedes logo and put it on the hood of the car and maybe that'll attract more people to buy your car." So the man goes and buys a Mercedes logo and puts it on his car. He meets with his friend the next day and the man is happy. His friend asks "you seem very happy today does that mean you sold your car?" The man replies "No I own a Mercedes! Why would I want to sell it!"
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