So this guys working in the produce department in the grocery store and a lady walks up

(If you can, watch Harrison Ford telling this joke here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRHWvVBxWCw)


So this guys working in the produce department in the grocery store and a lady walks up and she says: “Excuse me.”

He says: “Yes?”

She says: “Where’s the broccoli, I can’t find the broccoli?”

He said: “Oh, I’m really sorry ma’am.” He says. “We ran out of broccoli, we’ll have some tomorrow morning.”

And he goes back to his work and he’s stacking the oranges and – and he hears behind: “Mister” “Mister”

And he turns around and it’s the say lady, and she says: “Where’s the Broccoli?” “You got any broccoli?”

He says: “No, ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli.” “We’ll – I’ll have some tomorrow morning.”

Goes back to work.

A couple of minutes later, this woman walks up – right in his face and she says: “How come I can’t find any broccoli?”

He says: “Lady, ah, do me a favor, will you.”

She says: “What?”

He says: “How do you spell – indulge me – how do you spell cat?”

He says: “Like in Catastrophic?”

She says: “C-A-T.”

He says: (thumbs up)

He says: “How do you spell dog?” “Like in dogmatic?”

She says: “D-O-G.”

He says: “How do you spell Fuck like in Broccoli?”

She say: “There is no Fuck in Broccoil!”

He says: “That’s what I’m trying to tell you lady!”