and for years he walks past this pet store.
when he first got the job there was a baby gorilla in the window
now after years of walking by there's a full grown gorilla in the window of this pet shop.
the guy feels bad one day and he decides he to buy it.
he comes home and his wife is like "WTF! WHERE'S IT GONNA EAT?!"
the guy says "at the table, with us."
"WHERE'S IT GONNA SLEEP?"
"in the bed, with us."
"WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL??"
the guy pauses and says "I got used to it i suppose it will too"
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