One day a husband asks his wife if they can make love, she says to him:"Not today, I have a headache."
A few days later he asks again - "Honey, please can we make love?". Once again she replies, "Not today I have a headache."
This goes on for a few weeks and they find themsleves at the Zoo observing a Gorilla in his enclousre, the wife waves her hand and the Gorilla also waves his hand. They conclude that the Gorilla is mimicing the wifes actions, she nodds her head he nodds his head, she claps her hands he claps his hands, she, as a joke, plays with her breats and once again the gorilla imitates her. So she leans over and moons the Gorilla then, suddenly, the Gorilla is doing her from behind! She screams at her husband "DO SOMETHING!!!"
He respondes "Why don't you tell him you have a headache?"
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