and the boss asks what happened.
The man explains "You know how sometimes women get up from their seat and their skirt is caught in the crack of their ass?"
The boss says "Yeah, what of it?"
"Well, I was in church and when we all got up to sing, I saw the woman in the pew in front of me had it caught, so I reached over and pulled it out. Then she hit me!"
The boss says "Well, that explains one black eye, but how'd you get the other?"
The man says "Since she hit me, I guessed she wanted it up in her ass, so I reached over and shoved it back in!"
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