A group of friends are meeting up for their monthly round of golf when Jim shows up. Paul says "Hey Jim". Jim says "Don't call me Jim anymore you have to call me Lucky, you know that plane crash the other day 200 people died well you're looking at 201"
Next month at the golf game everyone shouts "Hey Lucky!" when Jim arrives "Guys you have to call me Lucky Lucky now, you know that bus crash 39 people died well you're looking at lucky number 40".
The following month they once again meet up for golf when everyone sees Jim they shout "Hey Lucky Lucky" "Sorry guys you have to call me Lucky Lucky Lucky, I was fucking this guys wife and he came in and shot me in the ass!" "How is that lucky?" "Because 30 seconds sooner and he would have shot me in the back of the head"
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