Bill and Bob were out hunting and Bob decides he has to go take a shit. It was still early in the morning and he ended up falling asleep while he was doing his business. Meanwhile, Bill killed a deer and had field dressed it. He went to check on the Bob and found him sleeping, with his ass hanging over a stump. He thought that he would put one over on his friend, so he put the entrails from the deer under his friends ass and went back to camp.
A few hours go by and Bob comes back to camp and he's visibly shaken up. "What's wrong?" Bill asked.
Bob said, "You'll never believe it. I just shit my guts out back there in the woods."
Bill said, "Are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?"
Bob replied, "No, I think I'll be alright. I found a stick and poked them all back up in there."
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