So, this blonde is driving down an Iowa interstate...

and she looks over and sees another blonde on a boat in the middle of a cornfield. Curious, she pulls over and shouts, "What are you doing out there?!"

The blonde on the boat replies, "Fishing! But I haven't caught anything!"

The first blonde shouts, "You know, it's idiots like you that give all us blondes a bad name!"

"Fuck off!" shouts the blonde on the boat, "You're just jealous 'cause you're ugly!"

"You're lucky!" yells the first blonde, "I'd come over there and kick your ass if I knew how to swim!"

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