A blonde with two red ears went to the doctor.
She explained: 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang. Instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it on my ear.'
'Oh Dear!' exclaimed the doctor in horror. 'But ... what happened to your other ear?'
'The jerk called back.'
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