1 What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air bubbles!
2 What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
An air mattress.
3 What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.
4 What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third Grade.
5 Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
Because she loved children.
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