and says "Narnender, Narnender, give me a Nartini with a nerry on top". To which the bartender obliges.
About 10 mins later she burst out even louder, "Narnender, Narnender, give me another Nartini with a nerry on top"! He just gives her a look and does so without a word.
This time about 5 minutes later when her drink is done She blurts, "Narnender, Narnender, give me a Nartini without a nerry on top, its giving me Neartburn"! The bartender cant take it any more and replies," Listen lady, I am a bartender not a Narnender, the drink I've been giving you isn't a Nartini its a Martini, the little fruit I put on top isn't a nerry its a cherry, and you don't have Neartburn, that just your titty hanging in the ashtray.
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