dinner table manners


one night david had a few geust over his boss and his wife. so
when they came over david introdused his son kenny. kenny said
hello and went to his spot at the table as they were eating
kenny burped and david said have you forgot your manners and
they kept eating on. kenny started to kick his feet and his dads
boss was on the other side of the table then he went to far and
kicked the boss then his dad said you stay still and eat your
dinner so kenny did. later kenny put his hand down and knoked
his juice over kenny's dad said"BOY YOU MAKE ONE GODDAMN THING
TO GET ME FROM LOSING MY FUCKIN RAISE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS TO
TIMBUKTWO YOU GOT THAT YOU PEICE OF SHIT" and kenny said fuckoff
with a reaction he didn't mean to say. then davids bos said hold
on you both need straiten out keep it up and i'll fire you and
send you to boot kamp for 20 years boy. so they settled down and
put the dishes away and cleaned up the mess. as davids boss went
to the living room david said if you go to your room and stay
there i'll act like this never happened so kenny did. they
turned on the t.v. and a chemerchial came up with jackie chan
talking about cherry condems and davids boss said me and my wife
have to go do some arrens goto the store and something at home
i'll talk to you about that raise toommorow youll be very
pleased tommorow. so david went up to kennys room and said you
try to piss me of in front oof a boss like that again youll hope
for more chemerchial of condems cherry flaverd.

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