So they built a very luxurious resort

You can do basically anything you want here: you can swim, dance, drive fantastic cars, play golf and you can even fuck all the resort staff you want — under one condition. When the holiday's over you have to pay for everything you've experienced and if you happen to be out of money a part of your body will be take according to the expenses you can not pay.

So, it's paycheck time for the French guy. He's -$10 000. He's taken to surgery and his little finger is cut.

German guy. -$100 000. Taken to surgery, his arm is cut off mercilessly.

And then a Russian guy enters the surgery and takes out his HUGE DICK.

Surgeons: To cut!?

Russian: To suck! I've got shit loads of money...

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