A man dies and finds himself on the way to heaven. As he reaches the Pearly Gates, he is stopped, and told that the life he has led has left him right on the bubble between Heaven and Hell.
He is then told that he will be given a choice of where to go but only after spending a day in Heaven and a day in Hell. His first day is spent in Heaven, and he found it to be relaxing, but also a bit boring.
The day finishes and he is then sent to Hell in an elevator. During the elevator ride the man prepares himself for the horrors he is about to see, but when the door opens in Hell, he steps out to find a beautifully maintained golf course and the Devil waiting for him with a cool drink.
After having the best golf game of his life, a fabulous meal and females attending to his every need, he is returned to Heaven.
When asked which he has chosen, he said "no offense", but Hell was much more fun, and steps into the elevator.
When the door opens this time, there is fire and brimstone and the stench of sulphur. When the man asks the Devil what happened to the golf course that was here yesterday, he is told "Yesterday we were recruiting, but today you are part of the team."
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