Three old men are sitting on a porch discussing their old person problems
Man 1: Every day at 7:00am i wake up and i piss like a racehorse
Man 2: If you think thats bad, every day at 8:00 i wake up and i have to shit like a pig!
Man 3: You guys don't even have it that bad! Everyday at 7:00 i have to piss like a horse and then at 8:00 i have to shit like a pig, the problem is i don't wake up 'til 9!
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