Little Johny was learning about the government

Little Johny is learning about the government in class. He doesn't understand it very well, so he asks his teacher how the government works, and she gives him an explanation that he doesn't understand, so she tells him to ask his father. When Little Johnny is going to sleep and is being tucked into bed by his father, Little Johnny asks his dad how the government works, his father's response is "Think of me as the president, your mom as the congress, your maid as the Senate, you as the people and your little brother as the future.". Little Johnny asked his dad to go into more detail, but his dad told him to go to sleep, so he did. Little Johny wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to go to his parents bedroom becuase he hears some loud snoring, but when he goes there he sees his mom sleeping alone. He heads to his maids room as he hears loud moaning and sees through the keyhole his dad having sex with the maid. He smells something bad coming from his brothers room, only to find his little brother has pooped in his diapers until suddenly he realizes and says, "OH! I get it now, the president is screwing the Senate, the Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"

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