Evening Classes

SPRING 1998


SELF IMPROVEMENT


1100 Creative Suffering


1101 Overcoming Peace of Mind


1102 You & Your Birthmark


1103 Guilt Without Sex


1104 The Primal Shrug


1105 Ego Gratification Through Violence


1106 Moulding Your Child's Behaviour Through Fear


1107 Dealing With Post-Realisation Depression


1108 Whine Your Way to Alienation


1109 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence & Ostentation


1110 Body Language for Epileptics


1111 Catholics Women's Guide to Orgasm


BUSINESS & CAREER


0001 I Made $100 in Real Estate


0002 Money Can Make You Rich


0003 Packaging & Selling Your Child


0004 Career Opportunities In El Salvador


0005 How to Profit from Your Own Body


0006 The Under-Achievers Guide to Very Small Business


0007 Tax Shelters for the Indigent


0008 Looter's Guide to European Cities


0009 How to Land a Job in Algeria


1001 Methods of Blackmail


HOME ECONOMICS


401 Cultivating Viruses in Your Refrigerator


402 Burglar-Proof Your Home with Concrete


403 Sinus Drainage at Home


404 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy


405 Teach Your Goldfish Buddhism


406 Christianity and the art of TV Maintenance


407 How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy


HEALTH & FITNESS


1202 Creative Tooth Decay


1203 Exercise & Acne


1204 The Joys of Hypochondria


1205 High Fibre Sex


1206 Suicide & Your Health


1207 Skate Your Way to Regularity


1208 Biofeed & How to Stop


1209 Understanding Nudity


1210 Tap Dance Your Way to Ridicule


1211 Optional Body Functions


1212 Leprosy & Pole Vaulting- How to Avoid it


1213 Elective Surgery in the Home


1214 Over 26 - How to Tell an Orgasm from a Heart Attack


CRAFTS


1011 Self Actualisation Through Macrame


1012 How to Draw Genitalia


1013 Weaving With Body Hair


1014 Cancelled


1015 Gifts for the Senile


1016 Bonsai Your Pet


1017 Rearranging Your Hate


1018 Masochism for the Over 40's


1019 Post-Coital Rug Making


1020 Creative Nail Clipping Arrangements


RELIGION


6660 Ritual Cookie Sacrifices


6661 Moonie Burial Rites


6662 Just Say Noah


6663 Matzoth Baking Without Perforations


6664 Advanced Hell Fire Fighting


6665 Rap & Heavy Metal Hymns


6667 Condensed Bible Study


6668 Satan and Satin


6669 ---Over Subscribed ---