A farmer saved up money for a night into town

He lays his three $100 bills proudly on the table and goes upstairs to change into his fancy city clothing.
When he comes down again he sees his goat standing next to the table, with the $100 bills missing.
Pissed off but still determined he goes to the city anyway and takes the goat with him.
He picks the first bar he sees and when he enters, he yells “Barman, the next round is on me!”
When the barman presents the bill, the farmer suddenly kicks the goat’s ass and a $100 bill pops out of its mouth and the farmer pays the bill.
After a while the farmer again yells ”Barman, the next round is on me!” And after the bill is presented, the farmer –again- kicks the goat’s ass and another $100 bill pops out.
“I really, really want to buy that goat from you” says the barman, but the farmer refuses to sell the goat.
And so, after a while the farmer orders a round for the third time and kicks the goat’s ass and again a $100 bill pops out. At that point the barman says “I’ll give you $1000 right here, right now if you leave that goat here.”
The farmer agrees and goes on to have the night of his life. The following day he wakes with a massive hangover. He gets downstairs and picks up the newspaper, the headline being “Drunk angry bartender kicks goat to death.”