A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap together in the woods. The bear says "do you ever have any problems with shit sticking to you fur? The rabbit says "no I've never had a problem with shit sticking to my fur.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap together in the woods. The bear says "do you ever have any problems with shit sticking to you fur? The rabbit says "no I've never had a problem with shit sticking to my fur.
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.
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