"Mom why am I named leaf?"
Her mom answers, "you see, when I first held you at the hospital, a leaf flew in through a small gap in the window and gently landed on your head! It also matched your brown eyes, so it was decided."
Hearing this, the girls´ younger brother walks up to his mom and asks her, "Mom, why am I named Lion?"
"Well, Lion, when your dad and I was walking to the car after leaving the hospital with you, a dandelion came drifting in the wind! It landed directly on your forehead. There it sat until we got home, and we chose the name Lion."
All of a sudden the youngest son comes running into the room, yelling:
"HHHNNUOAOAOANANGGGGNNHHHUUUAA"
"Shut the hell up, Fridge!"
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