A flea and a tick are hanging out on a lion's pussy... (stupid)

Tick: "jesus christ bub, ain't she wicked humid today"

Flea: "I can tell you're not from around these parts."

Tick: "I just moved into a place near the hood, but I was born and raised in Mane."

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