saying, "Let anyone who is without sin cast the first stone."
Whereupon this middle-aged woman steps out of the crowd and lobs a rock the size of a pigeon egg, striking Jesus smack in the middle of the forehead.
Whereupon Jesus says, "Come off it, Ma!"
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