Jesse Jackson and Obama heard there was a new pope and wanted to go meet him and introduce themselves. so they got on air force one and flew all the way to the Vatican. When they got there they saw that the line to see the pope was miles long. but they decided to stay and wait it out because they had traveled so far already. After about an hour of slowly making their way closer to the pope Jesse turns to Obama and says "man Obama I'm really hungry." Obama, not wanting to lose his spot in line, convinced him to stay and continue to wait it out. three more hours pass and Jesse can't take it anymore, he had to eat. So he plucks a pigeon out of the air and builds a small fire to cook it. The pope sees the smoke and immediately comes down the line to see where its coming from. He walks up to Jesse Jackson and makes the sign of the cross (points up, down, left, and right), says a few words and leaves. Obama, not able to hear exactly what the pope said to Jesse, is excited for him "wow Jesse, you just got blessed by the pope, that's awesome. What exactly did he tell you?" Jesse replies "he said (pointing up) 'leave my damn pigeons alone, (pointing down) put the fucking fire out, (pointing left) get this nigger, (pointing right) and get out of here.'"
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