Two statues in a park, a man and a women have been standing in place for 100 scorching summers and 100 fringed winters.
An angel saw how faithful they where and decided to make them alive for 5 minutes.
As they come to life the woman statue turns and looks at the man statue and says "shall we?" And the man says"We shall" and he takes her hand and they run to a near by bush. They came back 2 minutes later and told the Angel they where ready to be statues again.
The Angel said "you still have 3 minutes left, are you sure? The man statue says that that's all the time they needed.
The next day the Angel was curious and made them alive again. The man looks at the women and says "shall we?" The women statue says "we shall but let's do it the other way around this time". The man says "yes, I will hold down the pigeon and you shit on it this time".
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