There were two statues in a park; a nude man and a nude woman. They'd been facing each other for over a 100 yrs when one fine day an angel brought them to life.
The angel said, "As a reward for being so patient all these years, you have been given life for 30 minutes to do whatever you wish to do the most."
They look at each other and run behind the bushes.
The angel waits as the bushes rustle and giggling continues.
Fifteen minutes later, they return out of breath, laughing.
The angel says, "You still have fifteen minutes left. Would you like to do it again?"
The nude man says, "Shall we?"
The Nude woman eagerly replies, "Oh yes, let's. But let's change positions. This time I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head..."
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