...when he sees WonderWoman sunbathing nude on a rooftop with her feet up around her ears.
Getting an instant super chub, Superman thinks to himself, "if I fly at supersonic speed, I can have a quickie with WonderWoman and speed off - and she'll never know it was me."
So he dives down at super speed, takes up the position, undertakes some super pumps in her wonder puss, and flies off.
"what the fork was that?", asks WonderWoman.
" I have no idea, but my ass hurts like all fork!", says The Invisible Man.
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