Jimmy and Bobby are talking over coffee. Bobby casually mentions he knows every person on Earth...

Jimmy says, "There's no way that you know everyone. It's literally impossible. I'll only believe you if we can fly to DC tomorrow and meet Obama."

Bobby comes back with, "Okay cool, no sweat. I'll call Matt at the DC airport and have him arrange some flights for us."

The next morning Bobby picks up Jimmy and the two set off to the airport. Bobby is constantly stopping to say hello through check-in until the two board the plane. The two get off the plane and Jimmy follows the crowd to baggage claim and hail a taxi. He turns around and sees Bobby chatting with an airport worker and laughing hysterically.

"Hey Jimmy, can you believe it? Richard's wife just gave birth to twins! Hey Rich, tell Susan I said hello and best wishes."

Jimmy is stunned. How in the hell? He begins to tell Bobby that they need to grab a cab when Bobby stops him, grabs the attention of another worker dressed in all black. He informs Jimmy that this is an old friend, Peter, who works with the Secret Service. Their....limo.... has already been arranged for them. Jimmy is baffled.

"Still no way you know President Obama."

Bobby and Jimmy get to the limo and lo and behold, Barack steps out and gives Bobby the biggest of hugs. "It's great to see you again, brother." Jimmy cannot believe it. He drills Obama with person questions about Bobby. As expected, Obama knows the answers. The trio spend the day on the town and by the end of it, Jimmy is assured the two are actual friends, yet he is not entirely believing the whole world gimmick.

"Okay, I give it to you. Today was neat. But tomorrow, we go to Tibet to meet the Dalai Lama."

Sure enough, the next day follows as the last. They're greeted off the plane by a friend of Bobby who drives them straight to His Holiness's quarters. There, they spend the afternoon chit-chatting and catching up; all the while, Jimmy's jaw is on the ground from disbelief.

"Alright man, one last test. We head off to Vatican City tomorrow. I want you to introduce me to the face of the Catholic Church - Pope Francis."

The third day starts off quite like the other two. Once they've arrived in the Vatican City (through a series of flights and private taxi rides from Bobby's friends), Bobby informs Jimmy that the Pope is quite busy today. He's scheduled to deliver a speech to the Papal Audience and won't have much time to entertain both guests. Bobby says that he'll make his way to the Pope (connections can get you anywhere) and when he and the Pope come out on the balcony, he'll have the Pope bless Jimmy directly.

Jimmy is stunned. There is absolutely no way, he's just gotta see it to believe it. He finds his place in the crowd and begins to wait. The crowds file in, full of devoted believers and eager tourists. As the time nears for the Pope to address his church, Jimmy sure enough sees Bobby by his side. His heart is racing! It isn't possible he thinks, there's is just no way.

Suddenly, an obvious tourist walks behind Jimmy and taps him on the shoulder. Jimmy, not wanting to miss his blessing, quickly asks "What ya need, buddy?"

The tourist looks baffled and emphatically asks Jimmy... "Hey man, who the fuck is that up there next to Bobby?!"