Ollie and the pope

Everyday ollie would brag about how he knew everyone in the world to his boss. Until one day his boss got fed up and said "all right ollie you don't know tom cruise we're going to fly to holly wood knock on his door and see if he knows you!". So they flew out to Hollywood found tom cruises house and knocked on his door. When Cruise answered the door he gave ollie a hug and exclaimed "Hey ollie it's been a while since I've seen you". Ollie's boss was dumb founded "holy crap ollie knows tom cruise" he thought to himself. "All right ollie I bet you don't know Obama!" So they fly out to Washington DC and go to the white house. As ollie walks up to the white house all the guards were excited to see him all saying they hadn't seen him in a while. The guards allowed him into the oval office and Obama and ollie began talking as if they were old friends. Ollie's boss couldn't believe it and finally said "all right ollie I'm going to take you to the pope I bet he doesn't know you!" So they fly out to the Vatican and go see the Pope. Ollie told his boss to wait in front of the Vatican and he would see ollie on the outlook with the pope. So ollie's boss waited and waited until eventually ollie was up there with the pope. Ollie's boss was so shocked he had a heart attack. Ollie sees this and runs down to help his boss. Ollie is able to wake up his boss who tells ollie "I was fine until a Japanese tourist asked me 'who the hell is up there with ollie?"