If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaselene all over your ass, would you tell anyone?

P.M.S.

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of,...

What do you get...

Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A: My ass!

Quickies

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2)...

Which one of you...

My father told me a story about his uncle. He said that my Uncle was in a...

A buffalo is...

as he observes a small white rabbit getting nearer and nearer. The rabbit...

Marriage must be...

Ive heard it can be a real pain in the ass.

Barfing

George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that...

"The kid who...

A young boy goes downstairs to the kitchen to find his parents fighting. The...

Office Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding...

The morning after

Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding...