So my friend brought me to the local Joke Club...

The club met in the local community centre, and everyone there just sat in silence.

As I took a seat, one guy stood up and said "Number 48!"

And everyone laughed.

After another brief pause, a lady stood up and said "Number 13!"

Another uproar of laughter, even more so than before.

Then, a little boy stood up, and said "Number 56!"

This time, people began falling out of their seats in hysterics. At this, I turned to my friend and asked, "What the hell is going on?"

"Oh," he whispered, "We tell the jokes here so many times, we've just started calling them by numbers."

Feeling a little brave with this new piece of information, I stood up, and said "Number 17!"

Silence. People tutted and rolled their eyes as I sat back down. I asked my friend, "What was wrong with that one?"

"Oh, nothing in particular, it was pretty funny. It's just how you say it."

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