and decide its time too get a room too relax and get a little sleep. They find a nice hotel and get a room for the night. They go up stairs too there room,shower,eat and sleep.they wake up,eat breakfast ad go down stairs too check out. The receptionist tells them there bill is 350 dollars,the husband thinks he mistook the bill of being 350,so he asked again for the bill,the receptionist once again said 350,so the husband trys too argue how could it be so much and the receptionist cut him off and explained " we have a guest speaker that is renting out one of our halls and guest's could have went and heard his seminar for free,we have a pool,a gym,a tennis court and a open bar open too the guest ". The husband tells him they did not use any of those services and the receptionist exclaimed " but as a guest,you could have " so the husband is now mortified and goes too protest,smiles,and pulls out his check book,and signs and gives the receptionist a check,seeing it he says " but Sir,its only 100 dollars,theres 250 un accountable here ". With the husbands sly smirk he says i'm charging you 250 for sleeping with my wife" . The receptionist giving a shocking face,looks both at the husband and wife then the husband and says " but Sir i did not do such a thong " and the husband replies " but you could have " and promptly turns and walks out with his wife in tow.
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