"Lads" says the Leprechaun, pointing to his right: "this is a wishing slide, when you slide down it, just make a wish, and whatever it is ya wish for, you'll land in it!".
"Ok, i'll give it a go" says Paddy Englishman.
He begins to climb the ladder.
"Nice and loud now" reminds the Leprechaun.
"GOLD!" Shouts Paddy Englishman man as he begins to slide down, and sure enough, he lands in a pile of gold coins.
"I'm next" says Paddy Scottishman running up the ladder....
"MONEY" he shouts, and just like before, he lands in a big pile of cash.
"Now it's my turn" says Paddy Irishman, who , in all his excitement, forgot he was supposed to wish for something....
"WEEEEEE!" he says all the way down,
So he lands in it!
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