A stupid guy is working at a grocery store. An old lady walks up to him and asks him how much are the apples, he says duh I dunno. Then the lady asks are the apples fresh, he says duh I dunno. Then the lady asks him if she should buy these apples, he says duh I dunno. Then the manager comes up to him and says that if someone asks you how much are the apples you say $
1.99, if someone asks you if the apples are fresh you says yes very very fresh, if someone says should they buy these apples you say if you don't somebody else will. Then a robber comes into the store and says give me all the money in the cash register. The stupid guy says duh I dunno. Then the robber says how much money is in the cash register, the guy said $
1.99, the robber then said are playin fresh with me, the guy says yes very very fresh, then the robber says should I shoot you, the said if you don't somebody else will.
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